Welcome To The SWOLENORMOUS® Xperience!
I DON'T BLAME YOU.
You SHOULD be pissed off at the vultures trying to prey on people's insecurities.
They'll tell you ANYTHING just to get you to buy a quick-fix...
(Seriously... No 🐃💩)
My methods have helped THOUSANDS break free from the toxicity in the fitness industry and finally find the health, fitness and lifestyle they desire.
"The training and nutrition in Swolenormous X is amazing. It really should've been this simple all the way. There is no B.S. just the hard work the right way...THAT'S what people need."
- Chase W. Swolenormous X Member
"Even if you've never worked out a day in your life, YOU can do the 90DD. Not to mention if there are any exercises that you cannot do, just shoot Dash a message and he'll give you some alternatives, (i.e. pull-up negatives vs. pull-ups). Great program that I absolutely cannot say enough about, thanks Dash!"
"Making gains on the weekend feels great! I’m sore (in a good way) from my 90DD workouts and I can feel the changes with each workout. My improved strength has really jacked up my yoga practice as well which feels AWESOME."
"I love the recipes! Time and time again they help keep my nutrition on track. These foods have done WONDERS for my body. I say it all the time but thank you for all you do - I love the daily content, love Swolenormous X and love you Dash!!! You're helping me change my life this time for good and for the better."